Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Headline..... Breaking News

Blogger Causes Eye Rolling
Culprit Story

A local blogger, not to be named, has caused quite an uproar in cyberspace. This blogger is being investigated on two charges.
First charge: Using a bad pun in a blog headline
In reference to a cow beating the blogger used the phrase "Utterly disturbing." This is a clear violation of the rules regarding bad puns.

Second Charge: Blogger intentionally caused a bad joke to be written in his comments. What's worse is that he lead a local pastor to make the bad joke. I suppose that this could be considered practice for sermons... The bad joke used was "This is an obvious case of "Cow Tipping."" Have mercy on us unnamed blogger. Please stop the intentional causing of the bad jokes.

The intentional vandalization of the scenic information superhighway is like any vandalization of rock features or billboards along our nations interstate highways. This is a sad day.

On an unrelated note, American Idol Top 36 week 2 was a little better than week 1. I just hope the weird guy does not get voted through.

1 comment:

Jonathan D. said...

Using bad puns in your blog is an utter disappointment. What's even more disappointing is the local pastor that got milked into it.

Somebody please stop this!!!